One sure way to get swine flu

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“This one tastes like bacon, mommy!”

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April 30, 2009. Not Monkeys. 1 comment.

Shit.

Bummed

April 13, 2009. Monkeys, Not Monkeys. 3 comments.

Because it’s Easter weekend, and this blog needs more monkeys

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April 10, 2009. Monkeys. 2 comments.

In other news

I am desperately in search of:

  • A photo of a monkey doing the “Live long and prosper gesture”
  • A photo of Ernest Hemingway, William S Burroughs, or Hunter S Thompson doing the “Live long and prosper” gesture
  • A photo of Ernest Hemingway, William S Burroughs, or Hunter S Thompson wearing bunny ears.
  • A photo of Ernest Hemingway, William S Burroughs, or Hunter S Thompson wearing a bunny suit.
  • A photo of Darth Vader wearing bunny ears
  • A photo of Barack Obama wearing bunny ears

Yes, I have done Google image searches. IT WAS THE FIRST GODDAMNED THING I DID, WHAT, DO YOU THINK I’M AN IDIOT OR SOMETHING?

(And yes, I know that Ernest Hemingway died years before Star Trek first aired. DON’T FUCK UP MY OPTIMISM WITH YOUR SO-CALLED “FACTS”, OK, ASSHOLE?)

April 10, 2009. Not Monkeys. Leave a comment.

Paul Robertson is at it again

If either of this blog’s readers understand this, please explain it to me:

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Is it a Pokemon thing? Even if it is… I don’t get it.

April 10, 2009. Not Monkeys. 1 comment.